KeepCalmAndTrustLife

sextingllamas:

is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world

(Source: yuckier, via bro-shit-happens)

the-sonic-url:

rneerkat:

one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end

(via its-crowley-baby)

secretlymisha:

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to

(via falling--parachutes)

nigerian:

[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”

(via niallerlikespotato)

youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

(via falling--parachutes)

wwonderful:

sexuality is so dumb why does it even matter who you like no one is gonna like you back anyways

(via its-crowley-baby)

ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS

yourmaniac:

dreamwurks:

hacheload:

rosenkristall:

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(via naomeekongyooneandonlymaster)